look, it's me! i'm a cartoon! wow!
yeah.
well, you want to know more about me, right? the person making this website?
and you want it in an EASILY DIGESTIBLE form, like perhaps that of say, a set of bullet points, or a few short paragraphs?
okay, i guess. whatever you say. you're the boss, after all. i just write the pages, and you read them.
i'm mostly doing this because it's probably not very obvious what the fuck is going on if you just read through my site without any context,
except for maybe the journal page.
maybe it's better that way and i'm ruining the MAGIC, i don't know. whatever.
here's the BIG DEAL. the quick rundown. the skinny, the summary. a neat set of bullet points.
* my name is az'. that's what i sort of go by online, at least. it feels right somehow. just skelevaxel is fine too.
* i'm 22 years old.
* i'm male. a man. a miserable pile of... something or other.
* i enjoy drawing and writing, as you can see. i'd like to create something truly special one day, although i'm not sure now what that may look like.
* i like undertale a lot, can you tell? i've played it like 25+ times. not kidding.
* i have an interest in vintage stuff like old game consoles, and old camcorders especially. own quite a few.
* i'm also just your everyday GAME PLAYER, FILM WATCHER, and MUSIC LISTENER. occasionally, i'll read a book.
* i was homeschooled nearly my whole life, ever since i went into first grade. and i didn't get much socialization otherwise, outside of going to church.
* i don't like beans. just hate the texture combined with the taste, you know? it's just not right.
* my favorite color is light blue.
i can think of a couple of other things to mention too. in a few short paragraphs. like...
also i have a TULPA!!! there i'm just coming out to say it!!! i have a tulpa!!!
he's based off of chara, from undertale.
i fell in love with the character and decided to make him real, to give him a better life than what he had basically.
and, you know, because i could hardly handle to live without him.
so it's a win-win basically. but anyway.
what is a TULPA, you may ask? well, just look it up. well maybe that's bad advice, because there's a lot of weird information on the subject, sometimes kind of just made up.
i guess basically it's another independent entity in your head that you create, and they can talk to you and interact with you (mentally) and stuff, they're essentially a real person sharing your head.
yeah. pretty cool.
well, i manifested one who's EXTRA cool because he's chara from undertale, who is the coolest person ever (to me).
and HE is a MALE!!!!! a MALE with a BIG BOY PENIS!!!! (to me).
so there's that out of the way i guess. i don't know, what else?
most of what i can sum up is in that neat set of bullet points.
for every other fine detail of my weirdo personality you'll have to read more of my epic blogposts and stuff, or just talk to me.
i'm never one to turn down a GOOD CONVERSATION!
or a good observation.
as in, you, observing me, reading this page, or a lot of pages, or maybe even every page on this website.
absorbing piles and piles of information about a person you may never meet, hell, that maybe you'll never even INTERACT with...
or WILL YOU? huh? will you? what's it gonna be?
...
don't worry. i respect your choice.
but uhhhhh what else what else......
i dunno. that's it i suppose. thanks for reading.